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Mwahahahaha... this is where all of the misguided ones need to see those three amazing words....
Deal With It: Directory

Deal With It!

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Here's a banner by me, [Hutch]. It's hot <3. Did I say hot? I so meant, NOT! Sike. It rocks :p But seriously sucks... haha, gotchya again- it's tight, but you can honestly say that it sucks, and if you do... [Blankie] will eat you...mmm...smarf.

For those of you who didn't quite make the "Lovely Supporter" cut, can join our very own rip-off generic version of Deal With It. It's suprisingly called Get over It... don't expect the supreme awesomeness of Deal With It, afterall, it is a knock off...

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I HATE Deal With It is the perfect place to go if you hate this page.

(All rights of I HATE Deal With It go to [hercules the legend])

You're not Japanese.
The Deal With It expression to start it all... stare at it's complete and total awesomeness...

1.You're not an elf.
2.You're not beautiful.
3.You're not funny.
4.You're not ugly.
5.You're not a person possesing incredible art skills... don't ask me if you're art is nice if you want a truthful answer...
6.You're not a hottie.
7.You're not gothic.
8.You're not a Samurai .
9.You're not right.
10.You're not smart.
11.You're not depressed.
12.You're not meaningless.
13.You're not fat.
14.You're not skinny.
15.You're not a photoshop expert.
16.You're not a virgin.
17.You're not a slut.
18.You don't look smart when you go to an "anti" page vouching for "pro". (vice versa)
19.You're not going to start a revolution.
20.You're not going to gain anything from pissing people off... except for jollies...
21.You're not a tortured soul.
22.You're not the center of the universe
23.Your middle class suburban life-style doesn't suck
24.You're not a true masochist when you carve your ex's name into your arm and then go and write a poem about it
25.Your picture is blurred because you can't use a camera not because you mastered photo manipulations.
26.Your body shape stops being normal if you weigh over 170.
27.You're absolutely in LOVE with the color pink.
28.You're not High Priestess of the Order of the Violet Twinkle Dove, Supreme Druid Mistress of Garm.
29.You are not a friggin Vampire!!
30.You're not a make-up artist
31.You're eyeliner makes you look like a raccoon
32.Black lipstick isn't pretty, cool, or evil. It just makes you look like you haven't brushed you're teeth since the dawn of time.
33.(for more emphasis) YOU'RE NOT A FRIGGIN VAMPIRE!
34. Telling people you've never met to fuck off, does not make you cool... it's just silly.
35.You can't make your water colors or holloween make-up look like real blood... it just makes you look like an idiot.
36.You're not going to get honest sympathy if you show everyone a picture of yourself crying.
37.You're a human.
38.You're never going to get laid if you look like you're one step from being six feet under.
39. Anarchy is a really lame/ friggin stupid idea. IT WILL NEVER WORK. And if it does for some off the wall reason happen, I hope you get trampled in the riots for believing such a silly thing could be "kick ass" or "fuckin' awesome".
40. Black is not a god damn color, and if it were- it wouldn't actually be your favorite.
41. There is no such thing as 'emo'- it is just an excuse for pathetic losers to whine about their sucky lives... even though their parents love them and they live in nice big houses in the suburbs.
42. Eff u sPeeL n tipe lyke dis: Your parents were too lazy to buy you Hooked-On-Phonics when you were a kid.
43. You wouldn't know good metal even if it hit you on your head. Led Zeppelin is a band... not a singer and they didn't sing High Way To Hell that was AC/DC. Such bands as: Slipknot, KoRn, and Disturbed do not count as great metal works of musical art. Therefore- I would bet my life on you not knowing anything about good old Rock 'n Roll.
44. You don't have the right to label anyone anything.
45. When you say how much you hate preps, every minute of your meaningless day it makes you look really stupid and lame.
46. You're just making yourself to look like a dumbass when you tell someone how much you despise them because they like something that you dont. (vice versa) And if you respond angrily, you're just as bad.
47. Your last name is not Baggins and you are definatly NOT a hobbit that resides in Rivendell.
48. Anyone who has a problem with the extreme awesomeness of Deal With It can [insert hurtful insult here] (come on guys, be creative- afterall if you hate Deal With It it may not take all that much to insult you anyway.) :)
49. ElfPack was a ridiciously lame idea.
50. Brave Heart, Pulp Fiction, and The Godfather pt. 1 are the best movies ever- hands down.
51. From Hell, Hell town U.S.A., anything with Hell in it (Besides Hell's Kitchen) is NOT a place where you're from. Sorry to burst your satanic little bubble.
52. Star Wars rocked, and you know it.
53. The dress does make you look fat- you got two options: get a bigger size or find something different.
54. Ovaltine is disgusting...
55. If Marilyn Manson is your favorite band... then why can't you spell the name right. Gothikz hardXcorez?!?!!!! o_0 I think not.
56. You do not really look like that Doll in your house. No, really, I'd bet a million dollars you don't... not even close.
57. Americans... (if you were raised in America)- and you run around saying english slang terms such as "Bloody Hell!" makes you look stupid. Yes, stupid. You'll never be bloody english... just deal with it.
58. People who argue with [Blankie] and [Hutch] are just plain stupid.
59. You wish you were this awesome.
60. You enjoy nudity, especially Homegrown Nudists

You're not going to rial us up by telling us we're full of ourselves for telling you all what you need to hear... so you might want to deal with that... unless you enjoy making us giggle.
Big Kiss:
[Hutch]
and
[Blankie]

So you all better friggin deal with it...

Deal with It! Banners open to submissions ;D.

Don't forget our lovely supporters

Do you feel this page infringes on your rights to individuality? Are you positive you are 100% Goth and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cry-baby Emo kid and typing with lower intelligence skills? Do you have the urge to make us see 'the light'?

Well no one cares, but hell, do it anyway at Under The Big-Top... Let the show begin....

ATTENTION:

[Blankie] here->

People please, if there is something 'you don't like' about Deal With It take it to Under The Big-Top- do not messege me. I truthfully don't care. I'm not interested in having a witty debate about the things that may or may not offend you. Honestly, if I came up with the deal with it-ism that applies to or offends you, I'm going to think it's hilarious. I hate being in bitch mode, so if you want to message me about something other than 'I hate this or I don't agree with this because'- that would be super neat. Otherwise, you might not like my response. I don't think the rules can get any more simple o_0

You know you love us, <3!

Do not comment here if you're not a lovely supporter.

^[Blankie]: Notice this rule, and also notice why you are denied Lovely Supportership when asking permission to join on the main page comments box, I do not believe it could be anymore obvious even if the rule came out and smacked you in the face. :)

2004-08-24 [Augury]: i don't know what i'm talking about.

2004-08-24 [psychopomp]: ok

2004-08-24 [Rook]: yupyupyuppers

2004-08-24 [psychopomp]: someone's happy

2004-08-25 [Rook]: nopenopenoppers

2004-08-25 [psychopomp]: o ok

2004-08-26 [Stig]: I like dealing with things ^^

2004-08-26 [psychopomp]: hmm... YAY?

2004-08-26 [Blankie]: People please, if there is something 'you don't like' about Deal With It take it to Under The Big-Top- do not messege me. I truthfully don't care. I'm not interested in having a witty debate about the things that may or may not offend you. Honestly, if I came up with the deal with it-ism that applies to or offends you, I'm going to think it's hilarious. I hate being in bitch mode, so if you want to messege me about something other than 'I hate this or I don't agree with this because'- that would be super neat. Otherwise, you might not like my response. I don't think the rules can get any more simple.

2004-08-26 [psychopomp]: ok

2004-08-26 [Hutch]: ya know freak put that at the top. Or would you want me to? Istead of having to come here to the comments everytime it runsaway.

2004-08-26 [psychopomp]: ??

2004-08-26 [Blankie]: okie dokie, I think... I shall.

2004-08-26 [Rook]: wow, i just got really confused..

2004-08-26 [psychopomp]: thats ok

2004-08-26 [Hutch]: no it's not. All who are confused must line up for a group pummeling...

2004-08-26 [psychopomp]: um uh... *runs*

2004-08-27 [Blankie]: bumer

2004-08-27 [Blankie]: bummer

2004-08-27 [psychopomp]: mwa hahaha

2004-08-28 [Always Painfull]: If you find some listings on this page to be juvenile, then visit me

2004-08-28 [psychopomp]: ..um ok

2004-08-29 [Blankie]: I find [Always Painfull] to be juvenile. Why don't you come see me?

2004-08-29 [Always Painfull]: If you find the sceintific backings of some of my points to be juvenile then I would like to see you in person, since you could disprove these things. I am always interested in learning others points of view(with a logical explanation).

2004-08-29 [Shining light]: ha! this is cool! finally, knock some sense into 'those people'...I really like the ide for this.

2004-08-29 [psychopomp]: haha yeh

2004-09-05 [Hutch]: this is a FARTS AND GIGGLES SITE. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAL with it!

2004-09-05 [psychopomp]: hehe u said fart

2004-09-06 [Blankie]: Your 'sceintific' backings are totally bogus. You can't spell, and I don't believe you've actually ever had an intelligent conversation in your life. This wiki was built on humor [Hutch] and myself find funny. It's even more hilarious when people care enough to bitch and moan about it. My view point is this, buddy- if you don't like what you see... then don't look. I could teach that logic to a monkey. Now, deal with it.

2004-09-06 [Hutch]: lmao

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: ...hmm ok, but where are u going to find a monkey?

2004-09-06 [Hutch]: well there's plenty of them loafing around, complaining about things...

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: ah ok...monkeys?

2004-09-06 [Blankie]: yes... monkeys... who have nothing better to do then whine and crwa ohn dere pillaho.

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: ooo ok... bad monkey!

2004-09-08 [Mikhul, the Bard]:

This is officially the COOLEST wiki on elftown!

2004-09-08 [psychopomp]: haha... cool

2004-09-09 [Blankie]: lol.

2004-09-09 [psychopomp]: is there a plaque or something to go with that title!

2004-09-09 [Blankie]: Only the fact that it is a most excellent wiki.

2004-09-09 [psychopomp]: oo ok

2004-09-09 [Mystin]: this wiki sucks, it's just another downer wiki, meh!!!

2004-09-09 [Blankie]: Oh no! [Mystin] thinks this wiki sucks! I guess [Hutch] and I should erase it now... since their opinion means so much.

2004-09-10 [dendrite.]: he doesnt like it cause hes mad it refers to him ^^

2004-09-10 [Avoral]: Wait... This wiki is slightly unpopular?! Damn, I'd better bail.

2004-09-10 [DemonicRabbit]: ...too much sarcasm o.O

2004-09-10 [Mikhul, the Bard]: This wiki does not suck [Mystin] and its quite rude to go and post suck a comment on this wiki...if u dont like it, leave and dont come back.....what if somebody talked all shitty about your wiki? lol!

2004-09-10 [DemonicRabbit]: probabley have at one point or another

2004-09-10 [Hutch]: No arguments please. Just Ignore MT because their impotence and hot headedness got the better of them and I guess they didn't know that they couldn't comment on this page, unless they supported it. And Avoral I figured now would be a good time for you to bail, before the unpopularity gets the best of you XP

2004-09-10 [Avoral]: Hehehe... Oh well, I'm unpopular too. So it'll all work out for the better if I stay on board.

2004-09-10 [Hutch]: lol

2004-09-10 [psychopomp]: unpopular! no!... i must be known by everyone!

2004-09-10 [DemonicRabbit]: people might know you, but just not like you ^.^

2004-09-10 [Avoral]: Yeah, that's how it is. They all know me, and none of them like me. *Ebil*

2004-09-10 [psychopomp]: no!!... everyone must love me! i might die

2004-09-10 [Avoral]: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *Loves if female*

2004-09-10 [psychopomp]: ??

2004-09-10 [Blankie]: Why in Hell does that fucking [DemonicRabbit] guy STILL post here. If looking like a dumbass once wasn't bad enough, he's up for round two. o_0

2004-09-11 [DemonicRabbit]: ...explain to me when exactley i looked like a dumbass here

2004-09-11 [psychopomp]: if u don't like it... LEAVE!

2004-09-11 [Hutch]: I'll explain. Personally, I think you're remedial. [Blankie] and I have said, don't comment on THIS page if you're not a lovely supporter. We made it simple for everyone else there are two more pages. Everyone else learned their lesson. I'll ask you politely not to comment on this page again. You were unfortunate enough to be the one who started that comment war, unnintentionally or not I don't care, you're not a supporter.

2004-09-11 [Avoral]: I'm lovely, AND I support.

2004-09-11 [Blankie]: Yeap... he went for round two. Am I psyhic or what? Either that, or retards are just easy to predict.

2004-09-11 [psychopomp]: hehe

2004-09-11 [DemonicRabbit]: aah, I didnt know I started a comment war with that. And I wont comment here anymore, I didnt know people that arent members aren't supposed too

2004-09-11 [Blankie]: awesome.

2004-09-11 [psychopomp]: dun dun dun

2004-09-11 [Rook]: i'm tired and hungry, yet loverly and support ^^ w00t w00t

2004-09-11 [Hutch]: isn't that sweet

2004-09-11 [Rook]: meh? 0o;;;;; *stomach growls*

2004-09-16 [Mystin]: Sorry guys, it's just I haven't seen, you know, like a really happy wiki on elftown yet.....sorry about that!

2004-09-16 [Blankie]: They still don't get the point. It's amazing, really it is.

2004-09-16 [psychopomp]: amazing... ooo aahh

2004-09-16 [Blankie]: geeze

2004-09-17 [Mystin]: Well what is the point?

2004-09-17 [dendrite.]: ....-_- ignorance

2004-09-17 [Blankie]: WHY ARE YOU STILL POSTING HERE? That's the point. Maybe it's just so easy to grasp it is too difficult for you to understand.

2004-09-17 [psychopomp]: *raspberry*

2004-09-19 [Avoral]: Raspberry is good.

2004-09-19 [psychopomp]: :P so is kiwi!

2004-09-19 [Avoral]: Yeyah! ^_^

2004-09-19 [psychopomp]: and watermelon... and and and strawberry

2004-09-20 [Hutch]: ... chocolate is the best

2004-09-20 [psychopomp]: mm hmm

2004-09-21 [dendrite.]: BLANKIE IS THE ISH!!!

2004-09-21 [Blankie]: <<<33333

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: *chants in background* ish ish ish

2004-09-21 [dendrite.]: w00t w00t! lol the ish ish ish!

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: haha

2004-09-23 [Rosey The Eskimo]: WOW! That list has pretty juch every single thing that annoys me about ET on it!

2004-09-23 [Avoral]: Damn skippy.

2004-09-23 [psychopomp]: skippy... like the peanutbutter?

2004-09-23 [Hutch]: mmmmmm.... peanut butter....

2004-09-26 [Rook]: *clucks like a chicken*

2004-09-26 [psychopomp]: *chases rook* CHICKEN!...WHEE!... come here chicky chicky chicky

2004-09-26 [Rook]: *cluck* O_O;; *runs*

2004-09-27 [Squirrelywrath]: I know I'm not supposed to post here, but if you didn't notice, somebody really screwed around with Under the Big Top and made you guys look really stupid. ^^; bye now

2004-09-27 [psychopomp]: owell, now if u would excuse me i have a chicken to catch!

2004-09-27 [Blankie]: Yes Squirrely- I reported you and the "person" *cough* you *cough* to elftown gaurds. I can't believe you are such an idiot. You only do that crap because you're behind a computer, probably your only friend, where no one can ring your neck and hang your ass out to dry.

2004-09-27 [Hutch]: I think... Im going to piss myself if I don't stop laughing...

2004-09-27 [Hutch]: I could seriously go on a rampage and make someone cry right about know

2004-09-27 [psychopomp]: haha, please don't that might be a bit messy

2004-09-27 [Hutch]: Let the show begin... Bored an angry, probrably will delete it later.

2004-09-28 [dendrite.]: teehee i really like this wiki

2004-09-28 [Rook]: 0o;;; *runs*

2004-09-28 [Hutch]: heh, good idea Rook... hmmm....I've decided that people are evil, illiterate and... annoying. So I don't care anymore, they can be assholes but I'm not going to defend myself or point things out to them, b/c i shouldn't... unless I'm like... really pissed...

2004-09-28 [Rook]: i hate being pissed -_-;; makes you all...pissy...and...stuff..yeah..

2004-09-28 [Avoral]: I like it. It's a rush.

2004-09-28 [psychopomp]: haha... thats one way of putting it

2004-09-29 [dendrite.]: o.o why run?

2004-09-29 [Hutch]: well it could've been the fact that i said I was angry or the fact that Blankie and I have had bad experiences with people popping up and saying "Hey I like this wiki". Not the case this time, but sure am glad [Rook]'s prepared :P.

2004-09-29 [Blankie]: Who is that?

2004-09-29 [Blankie]: maybe she ahhh, changed her name? Lmao?

2004-09-29 [Hutch]: lol no it'd show up in the comments thingies... I spelled it wrong and elftown replaced it with the next best thing

2004-09-29 [Blankie]: Elftown is like Word's spell check. You have to double check, they always mix up the two too tos and the would woods and all that crap.

2004-09-29 [Rook]: lol it really did that? hahahaaa that's great stuff

2004-09-29 [Hutch]: your name came up as rokkafella or somethin like that

2004-09-29 [Blankie]: What I don't get is.... how on earth can you misspell [Rook]?

2004-09-29 [Blankie]: <3

2004-09-29 [psychopomp]: um... easily!... rok!

2004-09-29 [Hutch]: lol I've misspelled a lot of words... I spelled word wrong when I was typing this...

2004-09-30 [psychopomp]: hehe

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: ne chance of becoming a suporter? yes i may hav gothic in the name but im not its irony...that no one understands but me, if u want il exlain it but otherwise im just not going to!

2004-09-30 [psychopomp]: what?

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: No- I can't believe you asked on the messege board. I do not see WHY this is SUCH a hard concept to grasp.

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: We have clearly stated how to ask to join, only because previously we have had bad experiences with bullshit.

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: Ps: You fall under more than three categories anyway. Or did you not read that little tidbit either? :/

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: *weeps*

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: .... build a bridge and get over it?

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: ok ok, so i read about half of the page, but u cant ceriously expect me to read the whole thing i mean, im like most of the population of the world, i get very easially distracted, and well im guessing the only reason u read the whole thing because u had to!

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: Or I wrote it with [Hutch]

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: Are you seriously this dense?

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: yeah i didnt want to say "cause u wrote it!" cause if u hadnt u would hav just come back with some other scathing remark!

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: Or, since you aren't a member... now that you know the rules, you can leave and rid me of your pesky presence.

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: ooooooooooooooooooooo jeez ur so touchy!

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: i really dont think i care nemore!

2004-09-30 [Blankie]: awesome

2004-09-30 [Cake poo]: *arg*

2004-09-30 [Hutch]: well since you don't care anymore, I think it's safe to say that you're leaving. Have a nice day.

2004-10-01 [psychopomp]: wow... such tension ... does somebody need a hug?!

2004-10-02 [Blankie]: ....umm... no?

2004-10-03 [psychopomp]: good... cuz i don't know where u were gunna get one

2004-10-03 [Hutch]: lol

2004-10-03 [Blankie]: lol

2004-10-03 [Rook]: i dooo!!!!!! *opens arms* w00t *draps her amrs quickly* nevermind...it passed, you all missed it *glowers*

2004-10-03 [Blankie]: <3 lmao.

2004-10-03 [psychopomp]: haha

2004-10-13 [Blankie]: This page has not been seeing much action

2004-10-13 [Hutch]: nobody loves us anymore *sigh* We were hot shit before we started pissing people off... I don't think I've laughed any harder. Ah those were the days.

2004-10-13 [Blankie]: I swear, I laughed so hard--- nothing is that funny anymore.

2004-10-13 [Hutch]: lol no... I broke my funny, I told you.

2004-10-13 [Blankie]: I know. <3

2004-10-13 [psychopomp]: haha... but pissing people off is so much fun

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: Pissing stupid people off is fun... they get all worked up... over nothing...

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: hehe... yup, and they think they have to come up with a clever come back ... which usually never happens

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: These people are too slow, I school them in two seconds flat.

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: *holds up sign that reads BLANKIE* im the cheering section :p

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: mwahaha <3

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: D Fence... o wait.. offence?

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: Defense, ahaha. lol.

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: ah ok... D! FENCE D FENCE!

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: lol

2004-10-14 [Rook]: chicken? *cluck*

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: duck *meow*

2004-10-14 [Blankie]: koala *koala noise*

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: giraffe *giraffe noises*

2004-10-14 [Hutch]: Santaclause *santaclause noise*

2004-10-14 [Rook]: now, bark like a cow, and moo like a cat...NOW, DAMNIT, I SAID NOW!!

2004-10-14 [Hutch]: *cough* or I could... not do it... now... damnit...

2004-10-14 [Rook]: *shrieks* ANTI-CHRIST!!

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: ...really? whoa ive never met the anti christ befor!! *screams like a girly girl* eee!! can i have ur autograph?!

2004-10-14 [Hutch]: um like I'm like... like totally confused, like ya know?

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: like omg! no way!

2004-10-15 [Rook]: like....like....like......oh...

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: haha

2004-10-15 [Blankie]: hey, don't make fun of our totally awesome grammar and speech, dudes- it's just how we talk.

2004-10-15 [Blankie]: righteous *slams on air guitar*

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: its da-bomb!

2004-10-15 [Rook]: 0o;;

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: haha i said da bomb!

2004-10-15 [Rook]: boop boop ^( " ^)

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: <(^_^<) dancin' woo!

2004-10-16 [Hutch]: muy caliente

2004-10-16 [Blankie]: mooweee caliente

2004-10-16 [psychopomp]: oo ¿tu hablas espanol?

2004-10-16 [Hutch]: ¿que? ^_^

2004-10-16 [Rook]: bien!!!

2004-10-16 [psychopomp]: el bano!

2004-10-16 [Blankie]: you know, without the ñ- it doesn't mean restroom...

2004-10-17 [Hutch]: lol

2004-10-17 [psychopomp]: baño

2004-10-17 [Augury]: mew?

2004-10-17 [Hutch]: burp?

2004-10-17 [Blankie]: screw you guys, I'm going home

2004-10-17 [psychopomp]: listen to my authorit-i

2004-10-18 [Blankie]: ..hahaha... *smite*

2004-10-18 [psychopomp]: i love those sun glasses he wears

2004-10-18 [Hutch]: pimpness.

2004-10-18 [psychopomp]: hellz yeh

2004-10-18 [Blankie]: 10 kindsa nasty

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